No, I'm not pagan or wiccan.
Sorry, but I'm definitely NOT a dominant (for those of you who think of a goddess in those terms), and no, there is absolutely NO possible way I could ever be one, so please don't ask...
No, I don't really want a sacrifice — it's a joke! (However, all donations to my secret Cayman Islands account will be graciously accepted...)
Yes, of course I'm a true goddess... Isn't it obvious??? ;-)